Not unlike the Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas triple threat that is the American holiday season, it feels like the major Holidays of China are all bunched together. It wasn’t that long ago that we were gearing up for tomb sweeping day, and stores were already stocking fancy mooncakes for the mid-autumn festival.
I’m not sure exactly who buys this for whom. I would always get stuff like this from my bosses in China. They’re usually really nice packaging and the food inside is usually kind of gross and I feel bad throwing it away so I put it on a shelf somewhere in the kitchen with the other food I guess I could eat if I was starving.
Some people get upset about people wearing shirts of bands they don’t know exist. I think it’s kind of fun. Except I usually try to educate them and they usually don’t really want to learn about bands, because honestly who would.
So a short while after this photo was taken, I was carrying a package home from work. I ordered a lot of stuff online, including furniture. I’d just gotten a new desk for my apartment. The security guard at the front gate stopped me and started yelling at me about I don’t know what. This was a pretty common occurrence. He seemed to typically yell at me a lot and no matter how many times I tried to explain to him that I didn’t speak Chinese he insisted on yelling at me whenever he saw me, so I just ignored him. On this particular evening, a man nearby came up to me and said ‘I am a policeman. I will come to your home tomorrow.’ I thought it was strange but mostly kind of ignored it. I had people telling me things like that all the time. Do you remember when I moved to China and that guy told me he was in the Illuminati and that George W. Bush was his biological father? I swear I wrote about it but I can’t find it and I scrolled back to the first post on this blog.
Well it was a Saturday night and because of the Mid Autumn Festival none of us had to work on Sunday, even the schlubs like me who worked at training centers instead of actual schools. So I went out to Messanger again, and lo and behold, they were open and people were in there drinking and carrying on. Almost everyone in there was an expat like me. They were playing western music. One guy brought out his guitar and we were all singing and drinking, and it was the sort of amazing experience that you can relate to if you’ve ever been abroad, where you can enjoy something that feels like home, and it’s instantly endearing. Even though I didn’t know anyone there, except for a couple of people who I barely knew, we all knew what it was like to live in China and not be Chinese, and that can be a powerful thing to bond over when you’re in a world that’s so different.
For some reason these old computers were next to the stage. I was sort of interested. Were they there because there was no longer a use for them and they looked kind of cool, so now they were essentially decoration?
A Canadian and I talked about my weird interaction with the policeman. The principal from a local school, an Australian, showed up and started buying shots for the house, and I was already pretty tipsy at that point. I remember a Brazilian man showed me some music I liked and when I told him so he treated me like his new best friend. I spoke with a German about how dog meat is sometimes served in Chinese restaurants. A Mexican man tried to convince me that I was working for peanuts and I should quit and move to a real school, until I told him what I was making and then he conceded that I had a pretty good job. Then I think there was a contest to see which country could hold its liquor the best, and if you want to know who won that, you’ll have to ask a Ukrainian, because they are the only people who remember the evening from that point.
White Rabbit is a popular kind of candy in China. It’s a bit like taffy. Anyway, I guess they make soap now too, in case you want to wash yourself with candy.
So I still don’t know how this happened, but I woke up the next morning without even a faint hangover. Which is good, because I was awoken by the sound of someone knocking at my door. The policeman I’d met last night was back.
To be continued…